21 May 2007
Swoosh!
Holy elk, people. It’s Monday already. Friday came and then–swoosh!–the weekend was gone. Snap, crackle, pop. The weather was cookin’ on Friday (80 degrees, thank you very much), so we broke out the bbq and had friends over for munchin’ and kickin’ back.
I’m proud to say that after six months in hibernation, the bbq is still rockin’ and rollin’. The hubster cooked chicken (which I don’t eat) and also made sushi (of which I had, seconds, thirds, and, um, well you know my issues with sushi). What did I make, you ask? Well, put your hand down. Cooking is not my dealio. But, I did break out the napkin rings and set the table, okay? New topic! Swoosh!
Good eating’ led to good convo. And being in Montana, the subject turned to hiking, camping and bears (eeks!). The grizzlies have woken up, people and I chimed in that I do not camp as I would not like to end up a bear snack. One minute I’m sleeping peacefully under the stars, the next swoosh! I’m bear sushi. No thanks. Brett says the likelihood of a bear breaking into my tent to chow me, is not so much.
BUT, what if? Huh? It’s just not the way I want to go. It’s not even in the top forty. Then Todd tells us that IS the way he’d like to go. “How great to be ripped apart in nature, end up mountain lion excrement, and turn to dust.” Sounds fun to any of you? Anyone? Just curious.
So, no camping and turning into lion poo for me. I’m sure I’ll hike though (Glacier Park is only 15 miles away, after all), so I mentioned the need for Bear Spray. A friend of mine had two and gave me one (thanks, Jamie!). Bear Spray’s like pepper spray (so I’m told), and Jamie said you’re not supposed to use it till the bear’s coming at you (don’t want to piss it off if it’s just moseying by) and it has to be three feet away before it’s effective.
By three feet, I’m sure I’ll have passed out. But, whatever. Brett says you can spray at ten feet. Oooh, that makes me feel so much better. So, this beach/lounge chair girl turned Mountain Girl (or so Misa calls me) is now ready to conquer nature! Or perhaps just a small trail by the river while carrying a Diet Coke.
So, what about it? Are you with Todd? Does being a bear bicsuit sound like a cooler way to go than the norm?