Don’t freak, I won’t bombard you with ALL my random thoughts. Just the most puzzling:

1. Why do girls blame the girl when their boyfriends cheat? I actually gained a good friend from a boyfriend’s flaky fidelity. She & I compared notes, messed with the guy a little, and bonded. Much more fun.
2. Why do dentists use that little pokey thing to measure your gums? I felt like I was in some kind of deranged dental competition, mentally cheering, “Three or less!!”. (I won’t say whether I got any 4s. I don’t want you to judge me.)
3. Why does classmates.com have to charge? It’s not that I’m too cheap to pay $2.46 (although, I am), it’s that myspace is free.
4. Did I mention I have a myspace account? My URL is: myspace.com/susanhatler — Don’t dawdle, just “friend” me (if you haven’t already). And if you hadn’t already, why are you slacking?
5. Yesterday, someone told me they used to have DSL, but now they have dial-up. Which I thought was a tragedy. Then I found out they were referring to their brain activity, which I thought was quite funny (and not nearly as tragic).
6. Why can’t a 1-hit Wonder make another good song? Seriously, I don’t get it. I mean, you never hear of a 2-hit Wonder.

These are the random things I pondered at three a.m. If you have some 411 on these, clue me in. If you have stumpers of your own, tell me. I can always use more brain muddling (although my DSL is working, mostly).